I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's the kind of free time I dream of—next stop, reviewing socks and dustpans! 😂🧺📦 Related funny posts 🤝 God: “You can’t just say ‘Goddammit!’ and expect Me to damn it. There’s a procedure. File the paperwork.” Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job. I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free. Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money? When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”