Iβm planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad? Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh, I'm here for the buffet, but could you make mine gluten-free? π½οΈππ₯ Related funny posts π€ At my size, Iβd be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer. Iβm kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food. My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said βThat would be like sitting in a field of french fries.β Made my last mortgage payment. Yay! I still owe a lot, I’m just not paying anymore. You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)