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Witty text about everyone being trapped in a billionaire submarine, humorous and playful.

We’re all in the billionaire submarine now.

Commentary:
"Ahoy, fellow 'billionaires'! 🚢💸 Just call me Captain Broke-Beard! 😂🧜‍♂️"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged billionaire, current, current event, event, humor, irony, joke, satire, submarine on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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