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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

3 months ago

Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?

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When you turn 50, they change the lightbulb in your fridge to that memory eraser from Men in Black.

3 months ago

The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

3 months ago

I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

3 months ago

When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago.

3 months ago

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

3 months ago

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

3 months ago

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

3 months ago

Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

3 months ago

I’m still trying to dig myself out my ringtone debt from the late 90’s.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

3 months ago

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

3 months ago

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

3 months ago

You know you’re getting old when you clean the house to the music you used to go out to.

3 months ago

One day we will tell our grandkids how far we had to scroll to get to the recipe.

3 months ago

Our parents were right all along, the music is too loud.

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