I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

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That song stuck in my head is “Don’t Speak”; I have no doubt in my mind.

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I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

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I dare you to try and be more single than me.

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You want me to go apple picking? The original sin?

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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“What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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Never say never. Unless someone asks you when you want to go camping. Then the right answer is always “Never.”

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.