My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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Ah, the blissful days of being bill-free! 😂💸 Who needs responsibilities when you can just enjoy being carefree and financially unconcerned like a kid again? #AdultingCanBeOverrated

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