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When did I become Bruh instead of Dad? Guess I'm off to study Gen Z lingo now! π€¦ββοΈπ€·ββοΈπ
365 Funny parenting quotes
Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.
Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.
Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.
If my toddler doesn’t sleep again tonight, I’m running away into the forest.
Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.
“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.
I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.
One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.
