I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

Commentary:
"Oh, so that's the secret to a peaceful night's sleep! 💤 Who needs lullabies when you have tranquilizers, right? 😂 Parenting level: expert tranquilizer-wrangler. 🌙 #ParentingHacks"