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Abdul security: level 1000 🤣🔒 #NameGameStrong
393 Funny parenting quotes
(pausing the TV and turning to my kids) Now I want to talk to you guys for a second about what Bart just told that man to do.
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Guess it's time for a masterclass in "What Not to Say," starring Bart Simpson! 😂📺🗣️
Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.
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Living the dream, sounds like a real nightmare! 😂😎
Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.
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Adulting level unlocked: Realizing the "There's food at home" prophecy was true all along! 🍞🏠😂
My toddler asked if we could go to the zoo today, and I said, “I can’t see that happening.” Then she literally left the room and came back with my glasses.
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Who needs a GPS when you've got a toddler with 20/20 vision? 😂👓🦁
I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?
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Toddlers dropping F-bombs like it's a toy they found on the floor 😂🧸#BadButHilarious
My favorite part of parenting is when they’re asleep.
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Finally, some peace and quiet! 🌙😴 #SilentVictory
“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.
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Sunday mornings are a breeze… until the mini humans launch their chaotic surprise party! 🎉👶🎈
Maybe Baby wants to be put in the corner.
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Looks like Baby finally found a corner office! 🍼🔄🕺
My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.
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When you realize being a walking encyclopedia was not in the parenting manual 😂📚🤔