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Raising them with the proper silliness legacy 😂👶⚔️
393 Funny parenting quotes
Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?
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Sandwich the drama of spelling tests with a juice box ❌📝🥤
My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.
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Sounds like they’ve been brushing up on their wishlist instead of their budget! 🤑🪥
You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.
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Having kids is like adopting your very own chatty sidekick, but with less hoof and more "why" 🐴🎤👶
My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.
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Sounds like a game of "tag, you're it!" but with chores 😂🧹 #ParentingHacks
Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.
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Parenting teenagers: the ultimate boss level with zero save points and lots of emotional damage 🎮😅👾
None of the parenting books say what to do when your kids start calling you ‘Bruh.’
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When did I become Bruh instead of Dad? Guess I'm off to study Gen Z lingo now! 🤦♂️🤷♂️📚
Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.
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Ah, the mythical breakdown cure: a peanut butter critic in disguise! 🥪😅👶
Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.
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When even the ghosts know the toddler is the real boss of 3 a.m. 😂👻🍼
Maybe your baby is crying because he knows you don’t have rizz.
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Sounds like even the baby is worried about your dating game! 😅👶💔