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Why do my kids have Veteran’s Day off, they haven’t done shit.

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"Looks like those little troublemakers are getting rewarded for their exceptional skills in procrastination! Maybe it's time for them to earn their stripes… and do some chores! 🤣🏆💪"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged day, day off, done, holiday, humor, kids, parenting, sarcasm, shit, veteran's, Veteran's Day, work on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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