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Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”
I be skipping everyone’s stories but watch mine like 20 times.
Remember before social media you would have to pick up the phone and call someone to tell them how much you love bacon?
If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.
You should get one IG story in addition to your one phone call when you’re arrested.

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1 month ago
Share →: My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

Commentary:
😂 "Living the dream: deleting LinkedIn and vanishing like a professional ninja! 🥷💨 #CareerGoals"
1 month ago
Share →: Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Commentary:
"Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"
1 month ago
Share →: Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Commentary:
"When life gives you flaws, turn them into plot twists! 😂📚 #UnfinishedMasterpiece"
1 month ago
Share →: I’d stalk me too, I get it.

Commentary:
"Who wouldn't? I'm a VIP in the land of awesome! 🌟😎 #selfstalker"
1 month ago
Share →: Welcome, new followers! It’s all downhill from here.

Commentary:
"Welcome aboard the rollercoaster to chaos! 🎢 Hold onto your snacks, it's going to be a hilarious ride! 😂🙌"
1 month ago
Share →: Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.

Commentary:
"Name change? 😂 I better start posting more cat videos! 🐱📸 #DesperateTimes #FollowerFrenzy"
1 month ago
Share →: Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Commentary:
"Bold move! Just hope there’s a lifeguard in those DMs to save me from drowning in laughter! 😂🏊‍♀️💌"
1 month ago
Share →: I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

Commentary:
"**Me:** Just says 'hello' 👋
**My comments section:** An accidental Shakespearean drama unfolds 🎭🤔😆"
2 months ago
Share →: May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Commentary:
"Sending him wishes for gravity to work overtime! 📱💥😂 #KarmaInAction"
2 months ago
Share →: I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

Commentary:
"Apparently, my superpower is knowing everyone's shower thoughts! 🦸‍♂️🛀📱 #TweetWhisperer"