I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just trying to see if I'm a VIP or just a very confused π§π±π" Related funny posts π€ I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or Iβm in love with you. I’d stalk me too, I get it. Just because I’m friendly doesn’t mean I like you. It just means that I’m not rude. I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused. I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.