Sometimes I read a text and think, “What a psycho.” And then I press send. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Just realized I'm the plot twist in my own story! 📚🤪✉️" Related funny posts 🤝 Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story. Really wanted to be a therapist until I read some of your guys’ posts and problems, and I want nothing to do with that mess. I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes. For a girl that loves sleep and hates stress, my career choice is questionable. Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.