Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while? Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image … Commentary:"Sure, but bring snacks! πΏπ² #CouchSurfingInTheDMs" Related funny posts π€ I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs? You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier. I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate. Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.