Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while? … Commentary:"Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Porn is free, so why are you in my DMs? You’re in his DMs, so am I, but I am way funnier. I respectfully ignore DMs because I promise you, I am not your soulmate. You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore. Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.