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FaceTiming me is for platinum members only.

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"Sorry, my FaceTime is booked solid with goldfish therapy sessions. ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ’ผ๐Ÿ’Ž"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged exclusive, Facetime, humor, joke, me, media, membership, only, platinum, social, social media, tech on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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