FaceTiming me is for platinum members only. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Sorry, my FaceTime is booked solid with goldfish therapy sessions. π πΌπ" Related funny posts π€ Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you. No we canβt hangout, youβll end up falling in love with me and I donβt have time for that. I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or Iβm in love with you. Yes, liquor store clerk, I do need help. But I decided to come here instead. Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.