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Witty text about avoiding texting and using telepathy, humorous and playful vibe.

I don’t text. I will contact you telepathically.

Commentary:
"Just tuned into your brainwaves—amazing show! 📡😆🧠"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, contact, humor, i, life, media, modern, modern life, sarcasm, social, social media, technology, telepathy, text, texting on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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