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  5 months ago

  View →: I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?
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  5 months ago

  View →: I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.
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  5 months ago

  View →: We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.
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  5 months ago

  View →: People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

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