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My phone charger is lying in another room. HELP.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.

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To accommodate the size of my wife’s new water bottle, we’ve replaced the passenger seat of her car with a cupholder.

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God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

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I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

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If you’re a guy and you’re struggling right now, just remember nobody cares, and it does get worse.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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“Are we still going?” … An introvert’s attempt to cancel.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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Who called them cat allergies and not meowlergies?

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

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If you want your teen to finish her homework, tell her to fold the laundry.

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Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

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Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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Sorry about all of the correct stuff I said when I was right.

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Scratching the mosquito bite on my foot? Literally orgasmic. This is the kind of stuff that the government doesn’t want you to know.

6 days ago

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Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

6 days ago

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You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.

6 days ago

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I accidentally relaxed too much, and now I don’t have enough anxiety to get stuff done.

7 days ago

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Forget all this adulting stuff, let’s bring back Saturday morning cartoons.

1 week ago

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

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I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

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Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

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People will say stuff like “Well, at least if WWIII happens, I won’t have to go to work…” I think in your heart you know that’s not true.

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Just came back from my walk, and I was right about everything.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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How does a government that takes 40% of everyone’s money end up being trillions in debt?

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Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

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If a billionaire is telling you to vote for someone, it’s probably in your best interest to vote for the other person.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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Short men store so much anger in their little body.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

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I finally became a butterfly, and everyone’s already asking what’s next.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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Beginning my getting out of bed journey this morning.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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So heartbreaking to do laundry and realize you can’t wash the clothes you’re literally wearing right now… you will never have a completely fresh start.

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If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s being annoyed by stupidity.

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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Everything feels like thinking the stripper actually likes you.

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The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

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You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

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What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

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Your DM doesn’t match the Bible quote in your bio. Uh-oh.

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My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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I haven’t given up on my fairy-tale ending. I still plan to be eaten by a wolf.

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Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.

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Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

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If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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