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79 Funny stuff quotes

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Sorry about all the mean stuff I said when I was right.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

Kinda rude that your reward for struggling through stuff is still dying at the end anyway.

Posted onJan 29, 2026

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

My kids are smart but sometimes they say dumb stuff like, “Mom, why do you always buy Snickers when you’re the only one who likes them?”

Posted onJan 28, 2026

Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.

Posted onJan 28, 2026

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.

Posted onJan 23, 2026

I always make sure the garage door is shut. Wouldn’t want hoodlums stealing the stuff I’ve been meaning to get rid of for years.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Dear ghosts, if you can move stuff around and flicker lights, then you can use a mop.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Twitter actually is my diary, so you’re not allowed to get mad at the things I post. You’re not even supposed to be reading this. Why were you going through my stuff?

Posted onJan 22, 2026

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

Posted onJan 22, 2026

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

Posted onJan 21, 2026

Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

My superpower is holding onto stuff for years and throwing it away exactly one week before I need it.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

“Never let someone else destroy your stuff when you can destroy it yourself”, every kid I ever.

Posted onJan 20, 2026Jan 20, 2026

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

Posted onJan 20, 2026

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

Who wants to do all my adult stuff for me today?

Posted onJan 19, 2026

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

Posted onJan 19, 2026

It’s important to post stupid stuff so you can learn who likes you.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

Please text me back. I’m about to start making stuff up in my head, and the stuff is all bad.

Posted onJan 18, 2026

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