55 Funny stuff quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

  Commentary:
  "Memory of a goldfish in training! 🐠 P.S. If you see my keys, remind them who I am! 🔑😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

  Commentary:
  "They realized it was just the camera's way of saying 'I see you!' 📸😈😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

  Commentary:
  "Brainstorming session went a little longer than expected! 🚿🧠🤔🌧️ #DeepThoughts"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a reason to collect all those rubber chickens and antique spatulas! 🍗👰💍😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

  Commentary:
  "Fueling my workout with the power of past regrets and questionable life choices! 😂💪 #FlashbackFitness"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great outdoor art exhibit—free of charge and perfectly positioned for the perfect "Wow, look at that!" moment. 🌳👀🚶‍♂️ Sometimes Mother Nature's gallery is the best show in town. Just beware of the unexpected "art installations" from local birds! 🦜💩

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

  Commentary:
  "Every other day, folks are out here believing in unicorns and magic beans! 🦄🤣📚"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to care about stuff when you're blissfully unaware of everything happening around you? 🤷‍♂️ Living in a perpetual state of cluelessness – the ultimate zen mode! 🧘‍♀️ #IgnoranceIsBliss"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: So it turns out that being an adult is mostly just Googling how to do stuff.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern rite of passage – from carefree youth to adulting master by the power of Google search! Who needs to know how to change a tire when you can just ask the almighty search engine? Remember, in the age of information, being an adult is less about having all the answers and more about knowing where to find them online!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic go-big-or-go-home approach to finances! It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for them… or if they end up with more lottery tickets than sense!"

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