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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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"If I had a dollar for every time my dogs chewed something they shouldn't, I'd probably just buy them more expensive chew toys to destroy! 🐶💸🤷‍♂️ #LifeWithDogs"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged destroy, dog, dogs, humor, i, life, materialism, money, much, pets, possessions, pretty, same, stuff on May 22, 2026 by slickboy.

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