47 Funny stuff quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I can’t blame this generation too much for doing stupid stuff. My generation thought seven Police Academy movies were a good idea.

  Commentary:
  “😂 Who knew our biggest crime would be watching all seven? 🚔🎬 #TimelessMistakes”

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

  Commentary:
  “Guess I should start calling it DadGPT! 😂👨‍💼🤦‍♂️”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

  Commentary:
  “Memory of a goldfish in training! 🐠 P.S. If you see my keys, remind them who I am! 🔑😂”

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasn’t any demon stuff.

  Commentary:
  “They realized it was just the camera’s way of saying ‘I see you!’ 📸😈😅”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Sorry I’m late — I was standing in the shower, thinking about stuff.

  Commentary:
  “Brainstorming session went a little longer than expected! 🚿🧠🤔🌧️ #DeepThoughts”

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I can’t wait to get married so I can bring home unnecessary stuff and get yelled at for it.

  Commentary:
  “Finally, a reason to collect all those rubber chickens and antique spatulas! 🍗👰💍😂”

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No pre-workout, just flashbacks of stuff I let slide.

  Commentary:
  “Fueling my workout with the power of past regrets and questionable life choices! 😂💪 #FlashbackFitness”

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the great outdoor art exhibit—free of charge and perfectly positioned for the perfect “Wow, look at that!” moment. 🌳👀🚶‍♂️ Sometimes Mother Nature’s gallery is the best show in town. Just beware of the unexpected “art installations” from local birds! 🦜💩

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I pretend I don’t care about stuff, but that’s only because I have no idea what’s going on around me at any given time.

  Commentary:
  “Who needs to care about stuff when you’re blissfully unaware of everything happening around you? 🤷‍♂️ Living in a perpetual state of cluelessness – the ultimate zen mode! 🧘‍♀️ #IgnoranceIsBliss”

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