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“Ah, the golden rule of self-absorption!🌟 Remember, it’s your world, we’re all just living in it.💁♂️🌎 #MeMeMe”
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“Missing the gym for 7 years straight? Looks like you’ve unintentionally mastered the art of gym avoidance! 😅 Who needs weights when you’ve got such strong forgetfulness muscles? 💪🤷♂️” -
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“Looks like things really took a *tumble* in your household! 🙀💬 Let’s just hope your gasp wasn’t mistaken for a victory cheer! 🤣🏆 #MarriageMishaps” -
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“Being lazy is an art form, and today you’re a superhero of procrastination! Just remember, with great laziness comes great responsibility… to nap frequently.”
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