Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Today's motto: Be as bold and fearless as a 4-year old rocking a Batman cape! 💪🦇 Just remember, confidence is key… and maybe a cape too! 😄 #UnleashYourInnerSuperhero" Related funny posts 🤝 I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch. Just because I can’t sing doesn’t mean I won’t sing. I heard a mouse yesterday. So now I loudly announce myself whenever I enter a dark room. In case you’re wondering how brave I am. Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward. The funniest thing about Batman is that he legitimately doesn’t give a shit about crime that happens during the day.