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Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

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Coffee should just be free for anybody over 30.

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If I text you at 8:10, you’re supposed to reply at 8:09.

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Sometimes the first step to forgiveness is realizing that the other person is completely stupid.

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Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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90% of my thoughts start with: “What can I eat now?”

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

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Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.