Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When true love looks like a side dish! 🥔❤️✨ #SpudMates" Related funny posts 🤝 That awkward moment your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your dish in the sink. Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me. Mashed potatoes are just German guacamole. As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again. I wish I could join, but I’m busy plotting revenge because my kids laughed when I showed them I can shake it better than Shakira.