I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy! Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Proof that even lazy birds can live the dream! 🐦🪱💤 #TeamBrunchBird" Related funny posts 🤝 When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body. It’s so hot out here, I saw a bird blowing on a worm before he ate it. I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did. Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen. I’m not your dream woman. I am the sudden shouting of ravens that you hear when you enter a part of the forest you shouldn’t have.