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"Ah, the classic IKEA dining experience – where your stomach and wallet are equally satisfied! 💸🍽️ Who needs fancy restaurants when you can have meatballs and furniture shopping all in one? 😂 #BudgetButBoujee"

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Me and my best friend saying, “Hey, who are we to judge,” after spending 6 hours gossiping.

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This meeting could have been an AI summary.

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I’m not even a 2nd choice, I’m like an 8th choice, sometimes a 10th.

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Having divorced parents as an adult is funny because you and your siblings are like, “Damn, who has custody of Mom today?”

53 shares on Discord this month:

No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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Any tips on being smart? For someone just getting into thinking.

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I say things I don’t mean on spicy chicken.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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“You’re always sleeping,” God forbid a woman wants to be unconscious.

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I could tell by the way she was pouring gasoline on a pile of my clothes that the relationship had hit some turbulence.

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The most surprising part of adulthood is parenting your parents.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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I bet this email finds you silently screaming on the inside.

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A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.

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I don’t hold grudges. I just remember facts very aggressively.

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Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

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No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

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It’s cold and dark outside, made me think of you.

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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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If someone steals your joke, you have to file a LOLsuit.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

The answer is a cabin in the woods, by the way.

Going bananas on LinkedIn:

Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.

Freshly posted on X:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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People who say “teamwork makes the dream work” are the reason that some people want to punch other people in the face.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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Rich people go to parties. It’s what they do, and somehow we must all watch videos of it.

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Go ahead. Order anything you want. Money is no object when we dine at IKEA.

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