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Lunch envy: the wurst kind of betrayal! 🌭😩🍽️
32 Funny dining quotes
The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.
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$15 for a fast-food meal? Did they add a side of gold nuggets? 🍟💰😂
When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.
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Counting calories and seconds! 🍰⏱️ Is it my turn yet? 🤔
If I open a restaurant, there won’t be a menu. You will get what you deserve.
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Sounds like the perfect place for a surprise… or a life lesson!
It’s fun getting room service. I just love eating a $19 hamburger at a desk in front of a mirror.
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Feeling fancy while contemplating existential questions with a $19 burger 😎🍔💸
I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.
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This menu is like a scroll of delicious life goals! 😋📜
If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?
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Supersizing McWieners? That's a plot twist even my taste buds didn't see coming! 🌭🍔😂
I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.
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When the only green I want on my pizza is extra cash! 🍕💰😂
You know it’s a fancy restaurant when you have to point at what you want on the menu because you can’t pronounce the name.
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When your pronunciation is as confused as your choice of fork 🍴😅
Carefully choosing which wine to pair with a McRib.
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"When you're deciding between a fine Merlot or a rare 'McRib Red' for that gourmet experience! 🍷🤔🍔"