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When your favorite eatery ghosted you and it's the only ex you really miss 😂🍽💔
57 Funny restaurant quotes
24-hr Indian takeout place called Naanstop.
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Naanstop: where the journey to flavor town never stalls! 🚗💨🍛
Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.
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Meanwhile, in the cola peace talks: "Can't we all just fizz along?" 🥤✌️😄
The way I see it, eating chips while I wait for my pizza to arrive is no different than ordering a starter in a restaurant.
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Chips as a prelude to pizza? Sounds like my kind of culinary masterpiece 🎨🍕🥔
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.
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Your dog called and said they’re fine at home but requested more treats in exchange for their sanity 😂🐶🦴
The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.
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$15 for a fast-food meal? Did they add a side of gold nuggets? 🍟💰😂
Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?
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Responding with the speed of a sloth on vacation! 🦥📱 Can't rush greatness, right? 🍽️🚶♂️
If I open a restaurant, there won’t be a menu. You will get what you deserve.
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Sounds like the perfect place for a surprise… or a life lesson!
Cutting my steak at Texas Roadhouse with my car keys.
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They say everything's bigger in Texas, including my keychain knife skills! 🥩🔑😄
Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.
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Taking a Hooters waitress to a different Hooters is peak "I've got a type" energy! 🍗😆👀