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Does your life really flash before your eyes or is it just your brain closing all open tabs one last time.

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I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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It’s really sad that April Fools is the only day people are appropriately skeptical of stuff they read on the internet.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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Sleeping in in winter is really great, you still have about an hour of daylight left before it gets dark again.

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How bad can a decision really be if nobody from the future shows up to stop you?

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Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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They say “When you snooze, you lose”… I say “When you take a nappy, you are happy.”