Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles. Commentary:"Looks like the turtles weren't fans of a 'shellac' treatment! 🐢💅 Maybe stick to your day job next time! 😂 #TurtleWaxingFail" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.” You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”. I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way. I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. I couldn’t work at a zoo. I’d have a penguin in my car by the end of the shift.
