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I thought there was a spider on the rug but it was just yarn. It’s dead yarn now though.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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People who like sweet potato fries canโ€™t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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Expecting your first babyโ€™s exciting, but have you ever ordered a new coffee machine?

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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Nurse: “This may hurt.” Me: “My life hasn’t been much fun either.”

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Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

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"Looks like the turtles weren't fans of a 'shellac' treatment! ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’… Maybe stick to your day job next time! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #TurtleWaxingFail"



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Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

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If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

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I did some soul searching last night. I’m happy to report I still have one.

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Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

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The economyโ€™s so tough, people out here eating grass โ€” matcha.

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Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

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Life hack: You can’t be sad if you are asleep.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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If youโ€™re not easily offended, why are you even online?

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Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.