Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like the turtles weren't fans of a 'shellac' treatment! 🐢💅 Maybe stick to your day job next time! 😂 #TurtleWaxingFail" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”. I got fired from my job at the massage parlor. No specific reason, apparently I just rub people the wrong way. I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there. I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”. Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?
