Commentary:
"Looks like the turtles weren't fans of a 'shellac' treatment! 🐢💅 Maybe stick to your day job next time! 😂 #TurtleWaxingFail"
Funny turtles quotes
Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.
Commentary:
"Looks like we've found the eco-friendly solution to saving our oceans! Who knew turtles could have a plastic makeover? 🐢🌊 Let's just hope they don't mistake a plastic straw for a snack! 😜🥤 #RecycleAndRoll"
How coked up was the guy that came up with Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
Commentary:
Oh, you know the guy was on a whole new level of pizza-loving inspiration when he invented those heroes in a half shell! 🍕🐢 Probably had a vision of radioactive ooze and martial arts skills mixed with a side of extreme caffeine boost! 🐢💥 Just another day in the wild world of creativity, right? 🎨
My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.
Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless wisdom of the Ninja Turtles and Garfield 🐢🍕🐱🍝 Who needs zoology when pop culture teaches us everything we need to know about animals and their favorite foods? Maybe next we'll discover that unicorns have a sweet tooth for cotton candy 😉🦄"
Mad that so many renaissance artists were named after ninja turtles.
Commentary:
"Renaissance art lovers be like: Leonardo da Vinci, Raphael, Donatello, and Michelangelo… Was Splinter their art instructor?! 🎨🐢 #TeenageMutantArtists"