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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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People used to fly kites. Glad that’s over with.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

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Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

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Muting morons is good for your health.

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I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

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Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

If it ain’t broke, my kids haven’t used it yet.

Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

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After being raised on Disney movies, I’m very disappointed how few adult problems can be solved by a good song and dance.

Shouldn’t autocorrect be called autoassume?

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

I love people who refuse to follow the crowd. The crowd is always lost, follow your inner compass.

As someone with OCD, I can’t help but respect how Pringles are just like, no, this is the order you must eat them in.

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

I wouldn’t trust a single one of you with a flying car.

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I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

Friendship is when you don’t tidy up before visitors arrive.

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All income is disposable if you’re brave enough.

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

The human body is amazing. One half-open eye and the brain under emergency power are enough to make coffee.

Stop being so boyfriendable if you can’t be my boyfriend.

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