Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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I’ll never understand people who go through self-checkout line and slowly and carefully scan their items. This line is for stealing.

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic.

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There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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Gonna vibe recklessly and call it “character development”

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

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Me, when someone’s obsessed with me: Yikes! Me, when someone’s not obsessed with me: WTF?