Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

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Looks like we’ve just uncovered the ultimate cosmic culinary conspiracy—ground beef and sky beef fighting for top billing! 🍔☁️ Maybe next we’ll have moon cheese and starfruit on the menu! 🌙🧀✨ Keep pondering the universe’s beefy mysteries! 😂🌍

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