14 funny sky quotes - Wordgag

I don’t understand why it isn’t socially acceptable to choose to be nocturnal. The angry hot sky ball is gone, my internet is fast, everyone finally shut up, what’s not to like.

May 19, 2026

A girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

May 18, 2026

I can show you the stars, we just have to stand up really fast.

Apr 1, 2026

“What’s your ETA?” do you ask the birds in the sky when they will arrive.

Mar 31, 2026

Polar lights: when the sky forgets it’s supposed to be boring.

Mar 31, 2026

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

Mar 30, 2026

Ground beef implies the existence of sky beef.

Mar 29, 2026

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Mar 29, 2026

“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

Mar 27, 2026

I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever.

Mar 25, 2026

Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again.

Mar 25, 2026

A pretty girl like me should be in the sky, sitting on a star.

Mar 22, 2026

Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

Mar 22, 2026

All the clouds have come out to play today.

Mar 22, 2026