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Living in my own sitcom, and the laugh track is on repeat 🎬😂
101 Funny imagination quotes
Imagine if instead of glory holes we had ‘story holes’. Holes you can put your ear to and hear a wonderful story.
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Well, that's one way to get your earful of adventure! 📚👂😄
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here making love.
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Just over here spreading love while dodging haters like a ninja! 💃❤️🕺
Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.
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Bat signal: Go, my flying minions! Release your inner Batman, but keep it spooky! 🦇🏰😂
Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.
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Moo-ving to Switzerland for the views and the grass-fed lifestyle! 🐄🇨🇭🌄
The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.
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Daydreaming so hard, my imagination filed for a restraining order 😂✨🌌
Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.
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That sounds like the ultimate introvert's dream vacation! 🍄🏡🥣✨
Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?
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I feel this in my soul…and my untoned abs! 😂🔥🍔
Imagine thinking you have all the answers.
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Pretending I have the answers, but really just a professional guesser! 🎲🤔
Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here looking at soup recipes.
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Trying to soup-er charge my cooking skills while people out there are stewing over nothing! 🍲😂🍜