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Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed.

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Sounds like you really rose to the occasion πŸ˜‚βœ‹πŸ†

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged beat, erection, fight, humor, joke, morning on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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