Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you really rose to the occasion 😂✋🍆 Related funny posts 🤝 I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me. The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you. Single bells, single bells, single all the way. Oh, what fun it is to watch those couples fight all day, yay! I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.