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I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

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Pepsi & Coca-Cola can’t even be in the same restaurant… and we want world peace.

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I wouldn’t describe myself as an “adult”, per se. More like a “long child”.

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Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

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Lou Read is the name of my favorite musician and also the book I keep in the toilet.

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30s: Oh look, a dance floor! 50s: Oh look, a couch!

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Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one.

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Having a blocked nose really makes you appreciate the finer things in life, like breathing normally.

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I hate when I forget to say something during an argument. Like, hey, let’s argue again, I got better material now.

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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise. He removed the Mariah Carey Christmas CD, and now it’s fine.

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I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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I drive safer when there’s food in my passenger’s seat than when there’s a person sitting there.

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Once you realize that no one really cares how you’re doing, it becomes much easier to answer the question.

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Being too stressed isn’t good for the baby. I’m not pregnant though, it’s just that I’m the baby.

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I’d like to know what my dog is thinking as he watches me try one outfit after another while getting ready for a party.

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

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That one friend who has a dangerously loose grasp on food safety.

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I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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Uber drivers have secret access to a streaming service of exclusively the worst music you’ve ever heard.

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The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

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My favorite part of parenting is being exhausted all the time and losing the will to live.

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