Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHanding the bus driver a bill and telling him “Just drive”. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus. Avoid calls from pesky bill collectors by not paying your phone bill. Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes. On Halloween, I’ll be handing out full size bars of really bad advice. Only while supplies last. Telling an introvert to go to a party is like telling a saint to go to Hell.