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I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

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I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

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Paw Patrol is just annoying. Exactly how long do dogs live again on average?

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I’m too old to be jingling all the way, I’ll jingle til about five thirty.

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But that was my emotional support daylight.

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An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

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“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

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I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

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Work from home is all fun and games until you lose grip on reality.

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Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Seen just now on Reddit:

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

I find myself thinking “God, I need a cigarette” way too often for someone who doesn’t actually smoke.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I don’t simply want to kill a mosquito; I want to bite them back over and over to make them itch.

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Netflix and chi…cken nuggets.

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If love is the answer then what was the question?

Live now on Discord:

Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

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I’m old enough to remember when rainbows were in black and white.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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My DNA came back saying I come from a wide selection of cheeses.

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I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.

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Elect a clown, expect a circus.

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If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

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Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

Freshly posted on X:

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

Seen just now on Telegram:

Asked my therapist who their therapist was and went to see them. Asked them the same thing until I got to the final boss therapist and defeated them with my train wreck of a life.

Spotted on YouTube:

I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

Just landed via YouTube:

Lord of the Rings is a story about a brave little Hobbit on a mission to destroy a ring and save the world, and his annoying friend Frodo.

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Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’

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