16 funny bus quotes - Wordgag

Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

May 20, 2026

It’s almost time to put winter tires on the struggle bus.

May 19, 2026

There’s endless songs out there about love and pain and life, but basically only one about the wheels on the bus. Just goes to show you they nailed it the first try.

Mar 31, 2026

All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

Mar 31, 2026

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Mar 28, 2026

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Mar 28, 2026

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Mar 27, 2026

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Mar 27, 2026

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Mar 26, 2026

Offering people sitting on the bus my standing room. Like it’s better.

Mar 26, 2026

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Mar 26, 2026

Handing the bus driver a $50 bill and telling him “Just drive”.

Mar 26, 2026

I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

Mar 25, 2026

Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus.

Mar 25, 2026

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Mar 25, 2026

Dear deodorant manufacturers, please stop writing “72h” on your products. There are people who believe that. And they sit next to me on the bus. Always. All of them!

Mar 24, 2026