20 Funny 50 quotes

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  1 day ago

  Share →: Cooking your own meals really is the best way to devote 50 hours of your life every month to save $50.

  Commentary:
  Who knew being my own chef would make me a master at converting hours into cents! 🍳⏳💰

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  4 days ago

  Share →: The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

  Commentary:
  When you hit 50, your bladder gets a promotion: Director of Urgency! 🚽😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

  Commentary:
  Guess I’ll just flip a coin before tying the knot 🤔💍😂

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

  Commentary:
  🎉😂 "Sounds like you're about to break some cake-smashing records instead of laws! Keep up the clean streak! 🎂🚓"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

  Commentary:
  "Memory of a goldfish in training! 🐠 P.S. If you see my keys, remind them who I am! 🔑😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I really thought adulthood would be 50% freedom and 50% fun. Turns out it’s 100% bills.

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  Commentary:
  "Adulthood: where you pay bills to prove you exist! 📝💸 #AdultingChronicles"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like we've finally found the magical spell to ease our troubles! 🧙‍♂️🎩 Who would have thought that a sprinkle of swear words could be the ultimate pain reliever? Now, excuse me while I practice my newfound potion-making skills next time I stub my toe! 🤬🧙‍♀️💫

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the fabulous 40s – where you finally feel like you've got it all together, only to have your friends and family gleefully remind you that the fun is just getting started! 🎉😅 Just keep on thriving and ignore the naysayers, because we all know age is just a number! 😉🎂 #LifeBeginsAt40 #AgeIsJustANumber

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  6 months ago

  Share →: 50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 50 is the new 30 clearly had their priorities straight… in terms of shopping🛍️💸! Age is just a number, but the price tags keep getting bigger! 😂💰"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that mastering the art of gift wrapping would come with a fitness challenge? 🎁💪 Channeling our inner contortionist this holiday season! 😂 #giftwrappinggoals"

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