Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHappiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit. Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day. Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family. If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring. My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.