Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.
  • Kids should get the last name of whichever parent has more followers.
  • Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.
  • It’s all fun and games until you send the clapping emoji instead of the prayer hands when commenting on the news of a death in the family.
  • I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.
  • I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.