Commentary:
When your soulmate is just a Wi-Fi connection and twelve time zones away 😂🌍💕
31 Funny distance quotes
Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.
Commentary:
Guess being exposed to fluorescent lighting for 40 hours a week really warms up the workplace, huh? 🔥🏢😅
That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.
Commentary:
So true! Turns out the wise uncle was just avoiding the chaos and living his best life! 🏃♂️🚪🏡😂
That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.
Commentary:
When you finally become the mysterious family member at gatherings: 👀🕵️♀️🍷
I miss my bed. Why does it have to be so far from where I work?
Commentary:
Relatable! If my bed were any closer, my office would be suspicious of my "nap productivity metrics" 😴💤🔍
I wouldn’t walk 500 miles, and then walk 500 more.
Commentary:
Sounds like a solid plan. I’d only walk 500 steps and then demand a snack break 🍕🚶♂️😅
I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.
Commentary:
😂😂 "When your nephew thinks he's the king of the sandbox and you're just a lowly subject. 👑🚫🍼"
Absent father sucks, but have you met the final boss, the father who is actually in your life every day but emotionally unavailable, lol.
Commentary:
"When you finally defeat the mini-boss only to find out the final boss is immune to emotional vulnerability attacks 🤖💔😂"
Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.
Commentary:
"Ah, the perfect recipe for introvert sandwiches: socially distant but deliciously spread! 🥜😂🍞"
Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.
Commentary:
"Without earphones on a long journey, it's like I'm in the prison of my own thoughts! 🎧🚫🛤️ #EarphoneOrBust"