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If superhero movies have taught me anything, it's that cities are built exclusively out of Styrofoam! 🌆💥🤣
40 Funny city quotes
Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.
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Ah, nothing like paying extra for a change of scenery while your kids perfect their eye-roll game! 😂✈️💸
If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!
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Living for the puns! 🐭 If a mouse makes it to Moscow, does that make them Mouse-co-politan? 😂🧀🌍
New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.
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"NYC: Where you pay gourmet prices for scrambled eggs and a side of existential crisis 🍳💸🥶"
I need to move to New York and be miserable. I think it’d be so good for me.
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Sounds like a new self-care trend: "The Big Apple Misery Detox" 🍏😅🗽
Why does Bruce Wayne, the billionaire, not simply rig Gotham City’s elections in favor of tough-on-crime candidates?
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Guess Bruce Wayne missed the memo on how democracy works! 🦇💼📊 #GothamsGotTalent
So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.
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Trying to find NYC's flaws is like searching for a Wi-Fi signal in a basement—good luck with that! 🗽😂📶
The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.
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Sounds like living in a beauty pageant with constant plot twists! 👀👗🏙️
Thinking after a concert that the artist liked your city/show the most is like thinking the bartender flirted with you.
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So true! Just like I know my cat *only* meows at me because I'm special 😹🎤🍸
That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.
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Looks like true love and urban planning are the new dynamic duo 🍷💑🚶♂️🌆