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My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem.

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"Who needs a therapist when you have a generous employer like that? 🤑 Say goodbye to those expensive coping mechanisms and hello to financial stability! 💸 #EmployerGoals"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afford, alcohol, caring, drug, employer, humor, i, pay, poorly, problem, salary, work on May 21, 2026 by slickboy.

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