Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The only joke my mom ever made was me.
  • My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.
  • Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.
  • Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.
  • People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.
  • I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.