Having leftover pizza for breakfast is an actual blessing. Posted onMay 26, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Leftover pizza for breakfast: the delicious loophole in life where cold becomes gourmet 🍕🌞 Who needs scrambled eggs when you can have a slice of last night's happiness? 😄 #BreakfastOfChampions" Related funny posts 🤝 The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing. Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.