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"When I try breakfast at a friend's place, it turns into brunch-slash-my-new-job-hunt because we're both late 😅🥓⏰"
57 Funny breakfast quotes
I thought being an adult meant cake for breakfast, not budgeting for therapy.
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Adulting: unlocking life's mysteries, one therapy session at a time. 🎂👉💸🛋️
Eating cold ravioli counts as breakfast if you’re still wearing yesterday’s clothes.
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Morning innovation: microwaving’s overrated when you’re dressed for a second day adventure! 🍝🤣👕
She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.
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Looks like someone put their cereal before their sense of order! 🥣🥛😂
New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.
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"NYC: Where you pay gourmet prices for scrambled eggs and a side of existential crisis 🍳💸🥶"
Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.
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When cereal becomes a rebellious act of self-expression 🍳✨🥣
Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.
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Sounds like the yogurt went to the gym but forgot to shower afterwards! 💪🤢
I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.
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Sounds like someone's running on coffee fumes and dreams of pancakes! 🥞😴☕
I don’t understand people who forget to eat. I’m already planning lunch while chewing breakfast.
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Eating is my top skill on LinkedIn 😋🥐📅
People who cook breakfast before going to work are too mature for me.
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Ah, breakfast chefs in the morning are just overachievers with spatulas! 🥓👨🍳🍳