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When your salad feels like it's auditioning for the role of Neverending Gobstopper. 🥗😂
46 Funny meal quotes
I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.
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Why can't dinner just cook itself while we binge-watch our decision-making skills fly out the window? 🍕🤔🍿
The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.
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$15 for a fast-food meal? Did they add a side of gold nuggets? 🍟💰😂
I miss the days when “What’s for dinner” wasn’t my problem.
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When "What's for dinner?" becomes your problem, suddenly cereal at 9 PM feels like a gourmet decision 🍽️🤣🥣
Going to McDonald’s to get the Grinch meal, then going to Burger King to get the Spongebob meal. Then disappearing into the forest for twenty years.
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Sounds like a delicious plan for a mid-life crisis retreat 🍔🍟🌳 Might come back looking like a legendary forest creature! 🧙♂️🍔🌲
I should be able to eat one huge meal a month, like a snake. This every-few-hours shit sucks.
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Imagine the savings on grocery bills… and napkins! 🐍🍽️ #SnakeLife
Addicted to eating one gigantic meal a day like a reptile.
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Looks like I've found my spirit animal in a T-Rex with a buffet obsession! 🍕🦖😄
Some days you have breakfast for dinner and live life on your own terms.
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When cereal becomes a rebellious act of self-expression 🍳✨🥣
Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
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When Uncle starts his electrifying tales, I just grab a mashed potato shield and hope for the best ⚡️🛡️🥔
You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.
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Sounds like it's time to gather your bravery, bust some moves in the kitchen, and dine with your most loyal companion: the fridge light! 🤖✨🍽️