Someone from 🇯🇲 has downloaded:

Not trying to brag but this cop says my rear end is smoking.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has downloaded:

“You’re like if 9 a.m. on a Monday was a person.”

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has downloaded:

Maybe your soulmate’s just late, like, wildly behind schedule.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?