Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life. I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower! I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back. I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop. Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the first twelve digits of pi.
