Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a me… Commentary:"Looks like your voicemail is taking a toast break! 🍞🎤 Just make sure to butter up your message for better reception. 🧈😄 Let's hope the toaster doesn't burn your message! 🔥📞" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life. Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV? Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice. The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello. I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.