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Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Hello, my voicemail is currently unavailable. To leave a message please speak slowly and clearly into the nearest toaster.

Commentary:
"Looks like your voicemail is taking a toast break! ๐Ÿž๐ŸŽค Just make sure to butter up your message for better reception. ๐Ÿงˆ๐Ÿ˜„ Let's hope the toaster doesn't burn your message! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ž"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged communication, hello, humor, leave, message, speak, technology, toaster, voicemail on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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