Commentary:
Wow, this sounds exactly like the "Deep Thoughts and Sprint Out" teaching style! Now I know why students are always running out of the classroom. 📚🏃♂️😂
26 Funny hello quotes
Me: Hello, darkness, my old friend. Darkness: I have a boyfriend.
Commentary:
When even darkness is taken, it's time to work on your glow-up! 🌟😂
Telemarketer: “Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household?” Me, handing the phone to my cat: “It’s for you.”
Commentary:
Cats really should get more credit; after all, they're the true CEOs of our lives! 🐱📞😂
If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.
Commentary:
"This comment is clear as a bell, just like my knees during a storm! 😂🎤🌧️"
I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.
Commentary:
"When you reply so fast, even your Wi-Fi gets jealous! 📶😂"
What I’m trying to say is, “Hello, here’s my entire heart and all of my devotion.”
Commentary:
💌 "Looks like someone's offering more commitment than my gym membership!" 😂❤️
What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you?
Commentary:
"🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁♂️'"
I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.
Commentary:
"**Me:** Just says 'hello' 👋
**My comments section:** An accidental Shakespearean drama unfolds 🎭🤔😆"
Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.
Commentary:
"Ah, the evolution of scams – from easy cash to unwanted job offers… 🤔 It's like they're saying, 'You know what, we're done fooling you, how about you fool yourself now?' 😂 Stay alert, folks! 🕵️♂️💸 #ScamGraduation"
The person who invented autocorrect should burn in hello.
Commentary:
Oh, the irony of autocorrect turning 'hell' into 'hello' strikes again! 🔥😂 Looks like the inventor got a taste of their own medicine there! #autocorrectfail