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Morning mimes unite! Let's all defrost in silence before facing the day ☕️😴🌞
45 Funny speak quotes
I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.
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Looks like it's time for a hands-on performance 🎷👐✨
My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.
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I used to win every game of "blow-the-fan-away" with my expert robot voice skills! 🤖🌀😂
Imagine the sarcasm they’d dish out if cats could speak.
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Cats would probably insist we bow more and change the channel to the fish tank live stream.
Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.
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Sounds like a recipe for confusion! 😂🥵🔄
I like listening to music in languages I don’t speak because sometimes I just don’t wanna know what anybody is talking about.
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Dancing along happily in blissful ignorance 🎵🤷♂️🎶
I only squeak when I’m squoken to.
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Squeak to me, and I might respond… if I'm not feeling too mouse-y! 🐭👂😄
As a girl, I should be allowed to speak to the moon directly.
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Sure, as long as the moon doesn't start charging for long-distance calls! 🌝📞✨
After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.
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Looks like they've mastered the ancient art of "Silent Marital Telepathy" 😂🤐💑
Being shy is so annoying. Why is my chest hurting me, because I need to speak in public?
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When you accidentally become a mime because your social anxiety is like, "Nah, we’re good." 🤐😂