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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

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"Remember folks, when hiking in bear country, it's always good to have options! 🐻🌲 Just make sure your group includes some fast runners! 😉"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged adventure, bear, group, hike, humor, nature, options, outdoors, safety, wildlife on Oct 28, 2025 by slickboy.

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