Hike in groups. Bears like to have options. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Remember folks, when hiking in bear country, it's always good to have options! 🐻🌲 Just make sure your group includes some fast runners! 😉" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options. Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together. Just overheard someone describe their hike as “it was like mountain climbing, but flat”. Tryna choke on gummy bears so my tombstone can read ‘killed by a bear’ Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.